Pandemic Deliveries

Delivering food for cash is honestly one of the greatest things ever. Hardly anything ever goes wrong, and even the things that do are rarely your fault. Like when the wrong order gets delivered. Sure, this could be the driver’s fault. However, the only thing we get to verify the request is an order number. […]

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Sabotaging The Chosen One

Not too long ago, in a galaxy that resides inside his head… An Angry Star Wars Fan Theory… Qui-Gon Jinn was the ONLY Jedi who could’ve stopped Darth Sidious. Qui-Gon Jinn was the ONLY Jedi that stood a chance of stopping one Darth Sidious from rising to power and taking control of the entire galaxy. […]

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Red Panty Night

5 top challengers for the BMF Title Dear Dana White: Since you insisted on giving Masvidal a lowball offer to fight for Marty FakeNewsMan’s Welterweight championship, I’ve taken the liberty of coming up with a few attractive opponents who could easily challenge for the BMF title and deliver Jorge Masvidal his much-deserved payday. 5. Leon […]

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One More Order, Then We Go Home

Looking back on it, I probably shouldn’t have taken that last order. Sure, I successfully made the drop. But I would have saved myself lots of frustration and avoided thinking the guy who ordered this food must be a total douchebag. 4:40 pm My guts rumbled, reminding me how frustratingly hungry for food they were. […]

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Pay the Man!!

Jorge Masvidal’s Top 5 UFC Finishes Jorge Masvidal is one of the UFC’s top stars. His professional fighting career began roughly 16 years ago, and, in 2019, he finally gained the recognition he deserves. Until recently, Masvidal never turned down a fight and has been very willing to accommodate the UFC. I’m completely frustrated with […]

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Rogue Warriors

Not that long ago, in a galaxy that resides inside his head… An Angry Star Wars Fan Theory… What if Anakin Skywalker could’ve seen the future as a nine-year-old boy? What if Qui Gon Jinn were to hear the young boy screaming for help after one of his nightmares woke him up? What if Anakin […]

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Dana the Dictator

Classic Dana Dana White was asked a simple question last night at the UFC 250 post-fight press conference. He was asked why so many of his stars were suddenly complaining about their fight contracts. As usual, White played dumb then proceeded to throw one of his trademark temper tantrums. Dana immediately tried to discredit the […]

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Pandemic Times…

The Coronavirus pandemic has wreaked absolute havoc on many American citizens. It has penetrated the privileged bubble many of us have benefited from our entire lives. It has caused me to question the validity of mainstream media. It’s pretty crazy when the crap Alex Jones is spewing seems more credible than CNN and the rest […]

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