A political virus

Wear masks, they said. It’ll stop the spread of the virus, they said. Or did they actually say it would slow the spread? That’s it. They’d never use the words STOP the spread of the virus. If they had, they could lose the political advantage they think they have. How did President Trump handle Covid […]

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Star Wars Characters

Gee oh Gee, what a surprise! The illogical conquistador has decided to grace the Express Yourself Freely Blog with yet another one of his shitty opinions. Conquistador, I knew Obi-Wan Kenobi was your man candy, but this crap takes it to a whole new level. To claim that Revan, not Lord Vader, is the greatest […]

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Political Division

Donald Trump is a racist, and systemic racism exists in America. This is one of the main arguments I’ve heard. So, let’s play ball. Let’s talk about all the racism that exists in this country. Lebron James is the best basketball player on the planet. He’s worth hundreds of millions of dollars. He’s made it […]

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The Legend Continues to grow

Gardner Minshew II began the 2020 campaign on fire. He threw three touchdowns in the Jaguars season opener as he helped lead his team to victory over the Colts. His week three followup? Over 300 yards passing and three more touchdowns in a losing effort against the Titans. All I heard about was how The […]

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Return of the man movie

There may be hope for my dad, after all. After the pathetic display that was my old man willingly watching The Notebook, without any kind of request from my mother, strictly relying on the recommendation of my sister, who we all know (it’s common knowledge within the family) only likes shitty chick flicks, I decided […]

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Uber’s Kiss of Death

There I was, having an outstanding day delivery wise. Since logging on that day, I’d received several orders without receiving any advice within the app as to where the hotspots were. Uber even has a parking area in Green Bay that the app directs you to wait at if you’re having a slow day. But […]

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COVID Chaos

2020 is the year where nothing surprises me. There have now been two times where I’ve been surprised to find my father watching a particular movie. The first was when my grandfather had become very sick, and my mother decided to stay with him for a few days. I walked in on the old man […]

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Horrendous Hair

! Okay, so today I’m going to talk about something bothering me for years; since I was a kid. Have you ever seen the movie The Dream Team (1989)? The cast includes Peter Boyle, Christopher Lloyd, and Michael Keaton. Oh, and Karen (Lorraine Bracco) from Goodfellas is also in there. Lloyd and Boyle are spots […]

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Covid-19 Safety Tips

Public Hand Sanitizer I found myself waiting at Starbucks to pick up an order, which is an absolute oddity because they’re usually spot on and have the orders ready when I get there. Anyway, I found myself waiting and decided to help myself to the public hand sanitizer they had right beside the entrance door. […]

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