Exposing the Checkered Past of Mace Windu… Not that long ago, in a galaxy that resides inside his head… An Angry Star Wars Fan Theory… Mace Windu could hardly contain his jealousy as Qui-Gon Jinn explained how Anakin Skywalker is indeed the Chosen One. Only a Sith deals in absolutes and Mace Windu absolutely despised […]Read More Exposing Mace Windu
There may be hope for my dad, after all. After the pathetic display that was my old man willingly watching The Notebook, without any kind of request from my mother, strictly relying on the recommendation of my sister, who we all know (it’s common knowledge within the family) only likes shitty chick flicks, I decided […]Read More Return of the man movie
This post is the sole opinion of the author. There are no evidence or facts to support the opinion that follows. Welcome, and thank you for reading the Express Yourself Freely Blog.Today, I’d like to talk about how Denis Leary single-handedly revived Sylvester Stallone’s career. How did this happen, you may ask? The answer is […]Read More How Sylvester Stallone’s Career was revived
Rogue Warriors Part 2: The Escape What if the battle Qui Gon and Obi-Wan had with Darth Maul in The Phantom Menace never happened?What if Qui Gon ditched Obi-Wan and grabbed a nine-year-old Anakin Skywalker and hijacked Queen Amidala’s ship when she left Coruscant to return to Naboo? Not that long ago, in a galaxy […]Read More Rogue Warriors -Part two- The Saga Continues
Not too long ago, in a galaxy that resides inside his head… An Angry Star Wars Fan Theory… Qui-Gon Jinn was the ONLY Jedi who could’ve stopped Darth Sidious. Qui-Gon Jinn was the ONLY Jedi that stood a chance of stopping one Darth Sidious from rising to power and taking control of the entire galaxy. […]Read More Sabotaging The Chosen One
A long time ago, in a galaxy that resides inside his head… An Angry Star Wars Fan Theory… Anakin Skywalker is the only Chosen One The Star Wars Universe knows. Specific individuals and circumstances led to the events which drove The Chosen One to The Dark Side. I’ve taken the liberty of listing seven reasons […]Read More 7 Facts Fueling Anakin’s Fall to the Dark Side
Not that long ago, in a galaxy that resides inside his head… An Angry Star Wars Fan Theory… What if Anakin Skywalker could’ve seen the future as a nine-year-old boy? What if Qui Gon Jinn were to hear the young boy screaming for help after one of his nightmares woke him up? What if Anakin […]Read More Rogue Warriors
Not that long ago, in a galaxy that resides inside his head… An Angry Star Wars Fan Theory… Darth Vader’s Top 5 quotes from The Classic Star Wars Trilogy 5) “When I left you, I was the learner. Now, I am the master.” (A New Hope) Imagine being taken from your mother as a small […]Read More Vader Time!!
Not that long ago, in a galaxy that resides inside his head… An Angry Star Wars Fan Theory… The mere thought of Mace Windu was so disgustingly vile that George Lucas was forced to omit the character from the classic trilogy. Lucas had included plans for Windu to be in the first film when he […]Read More The Wicked Stench of Windu
Not that long ago, in a galaxy that resides inside his head… An Angry Star Wars Fan Theory… “Do or do not. There is no try.” -Yoda Yoda’s level of crude selfishness never ceases to amaze me. He reeks of doubt and criticism. Its as if his entire mission in life was to completely sabotage […]Read More What if Luke Skywalker had listened to Yoda??