Exposing Mace Windu

Exposing the Checkered Past of Mace Windu… Not that long ago, in a galaxy that resides inside his head… An Angry Star Wars Fan Theory… Mace Windu could hardly contain his jealousy as Qui-Gon Jinn explained how Anakin Skywalker is indeed the Chosen One. Only a Sith deals in absolutes and Mace Windu absolutely despised […]

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Return of the man movie

There may be hope for my dad, after all. After the pathetic display that was my old man willingly watching The Notebook, without any kind of request from my mother, strictly relying on the recommendation of my sister, who we all know (it’s common knowledge within the family) only likes shitty chick flicks, I decided […]

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Sabotaging The Chosen One

Not too long ago, in a galaxy that resides inside his head… An Angry Star Wars Fan Theory… Qui-Gon Jinn was the ONLY Jedi who could’ve stopped Darth Sidious. Qui-Gon Jinn was the ONLY Jedi that stood a chance of stopping one Darth Sidious from rising to power and taking control of the entire galaxy. […]

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Rogue Warriors

Not that long ago, in a galaxy that resides inside his head… An Angry Star Wars Fan Theory… What if Anakin Skywalker could’ve seen the future as a nine-year-old boy? What if Qui Gon Jinn were to hear the young boy screaming for help after one of his nightmares woke him up? What if Anakin […]

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Vader Time!!

Not that long ago, in a galaxy that resides inside his head… An Angry Star Wars Fan Theory… Darth Vader’s Top 5 quotes from The Classic Star Wars Trilogy 5) “When I left you, I was the learner. Now, I am the master.” (A New Hope) Imagine being taken from your mother as a small […]

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The Wicked Stench of Windu

Not that long ago, in a galaxy that resides inside his head… An Angry Star Wars Fan Theory… The mere thought of Mace Windu was so disgustingly vile that George Lucas was forced to omit the character from the classic trilogy. Lucas had included plans for Windu to be in the first film when he […]

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